Comment We need to develop one universal social media app (Score 3, Funny) 38

by jfdavis668 on Monday November 09, 2026 @11:42AM (#66416971) Attached to: Reddit Founder Says Building Social Media Apps Is 'Not Cool Anymore'

that covers everyone's use cases!

Comment Re:a PhD and a Dollar will get you a coffee (Score 1) 37

by jfdavis668 on Saturday November 07, 2026 @01:47PM (#66414419) Attached to: Vibrating Mattress Helps Clear Alzheimer's Protein From the Brain

Where can I get a grande frappuccino for a dollar? Or do I really need the PhD?

Comment Now witness the power (Score 4, Funny) 74

by jfdavis668 on Saturday November 07, 2026 @01:43PM (#66414411) Attached to: A Third Major US Offshore Wind Farm Is Now Fully Operational

of this fully armed and operational wind farm!

Comment Mistake not offering a manual transmission (Score 1) 198

by jfdavis668 on Friday November 06, 2026 @04:01PM (#66413524) Attached to: Tesla to Wind Down Cybertruck Production

Might have bought one if they did.

Comment Re:just 290MB of RAM (Score 1) 69

by jfdavis668 on Thursday November 05, 2026 @02:38PM (#66411809) Attached to: Discord Is Ditching Electron For Rust

640KB is enough for anyone.

Comment I didn't know pirates played football (Score 1) 16

by jfdavis668 on Thursday November 05, 2026 @05:48AM (#66411221) Attached to: Vietnam Jails Pirate Football Streamers For Up To a Year

You learn something new every day.

Comment I will call him Mini-Me (Score 3, Funny) 54

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @04:20PM (#66408382) Attached to: Firefox's New Mini Window Is Every Multitasker's Dream

Now Firefox just needs a laser

Comment Good thing there's still Bing (Score 4, Funny) 77

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @01:20PM (#66408066) Attached to: Google Will Turn Off Search For Schools That Reject AI

From a trusty company

Comment Re:Year of the Hurd! (Score 1) 88

by jfdavis668 on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:45PM (#66406385) Attached to: Rocky Linux Creator Built a New 'Not Linux' Kernel in 11 Days Using AI

We can re-write it in C#!

Comment Re:Take Spain as an example. (Score 2) 153

by jfdavis668 on Sunday November 01, 2026 @01:01PM (#66404657) Attached to: America's Clocks Are Still Falling Back Tonight Despite Trump's Daylight Saving Push

This breaking news just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Comment Re:Start a new Internet (Score 1) 62

by jfdavis668 on Friday October 30, 2026 @02:47PM (#66401900) Attached to: UK Social Media Ban May Lock Out More Than 100,000 Teens Without ID

Internet2 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Comment Can't wait until they find the 7th dwarf (Score 4, Funny) 70

by jfdavis668 on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @08:28AM (#66397590) Attached to: Astronomers May Have Just Discovered Our Solar System's Sixth Dwarf Planet

We can then make up a song about them.

Comment Re:Use Hydrogen For the baloons (Score 1) 119

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @02:35PM (#66396520) Attached to: US Designates Helium As a Critical Material

especially when you have a birthday cake with candles!

Comment Obtain some venture capital (Score 1) 131

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @09:33AM (#66395884) Attached to: Denmark Gives Up On Replacing Microsoft Office With Collabora

And start a European based competitor to Microsoft to solve these issues or make something even better!

Comment It's well done (Score 1) 129

by jfdavis668 on Monday October 26, 2026 @08:17PM (#66395142) Attached to: Firefox Tries to Bring Back the Internet's 'Good Old Days'

Nice reminder. Thanks Mozilla