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Comment Great chance for new business (Score 3, Insightful) 56

by jfdavis668 on Thursday February 19, 2026 @10:35AM (#65998932) Attached to: The RAM Crunch Could Kill Products and Even Entire Companies, Memory Exec Admits

Start a business making RAM

Comment Cheap Hydro Power (Score 1) 77

by jfdavis668 on Thursday February 19, 2026 @10:23AM (#65998902) Attached to: EV Sales Boom As Ethiopia Bans Fossil-Fuel Car Imports

Ethiopia just built a huge dam on the Blue Nile. Electricity is now far cheaper than importing fuel.

Comment Fantastic (Score 1) 73

by jfdavis668 on Sunday February 15, 2026 @03:08PM (#65990758) Attached to: 'Babylon 5' Episodes Start Appearing (Free) on YouTube

Build up the fan base!

Comment Re:Better tools (Score 1) 33

by jfdavis668 on Sunday February 15, 2026 @02:30PM (#65990686) Attached to: Analysis of JWST Data Finds - Old Galaxies in a Young Universe?

The entire reason it was built and launched. To find out what's out there and see if our models are correct, or not.

Comment This is how you get X-men (Score 2) 38

by jfdavis668 on Sunday February 15, 2026 @02:09PM (#65990650) Attached to: DNA Mutations Discovered In the Children of Chernobyl Workers

They have to keep trying!

Comment Re:They can't even read... (Score 1) 51

by jfdavis668 on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:10PM (#65987154) Attached to: Bill Introduced To Replace West Virginia's New CS Course Graduation Requirement With Computer Literacy Proficiency

They can program in cursive!

Comment Re:West Virginia (Score 2) 51

by jfdavis668 on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:07PM (#65987146) Attached to: Bill Introduced To Replace West Virginia's New CS Course Graduation Requirement With Computer Literacy Proficiency

It's West Virginia. Dissect an animal? That's what hunting season is for.

Comment If you have a hammer (Score 2) 116

by jfdavis668 on Thursday February 12, 2026 @12:37PM (#65985112) Attached to: Border Officials Are Said To Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser

Everything looks like a nail...

Comment Need more releases on cassette (Score 1) 90

by jfdavis668 on Wednesday February 11, 2026 @01:13PM (#65982666) Attached to: Are CDs Making a Comeback? A Statistical Analysis

My cassette collection is getting old. Need something new.

Comment Re:If only the flat earthers were this easy. (Score 2) 51

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @08:45PM (#65981510) Attached to: Lost Soviet Moon Lander May Have Been Found

Wait, you believe in the Moon? Ha!

Comment Re:Oh my God! (Score 1) 339

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @08:12PM (#65981470) Attached to: The US Is Flirting With Its First-Ever Population Decline

People miss Simpsons references...

Comment Oh my God! (Score 0) 339

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @02:14PM (#65980602) Attached to: The US Is Flirting With Its First-Ever Population Decline

The dead have risen and are voting Republican!

Comment Re:Running out of fingers and toes (Score 1) 75

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @09:22AM (#65979974) Attached to: Linux 7.0 Kernel Confirmed By Linus Torvalds, Expected In Mid-April 2026

Should use Unix time. Version - 1770733326

Comment Didn't work for my mother (Score 1) 108

by jfdavis668 on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @09:18AM (#65979964) Attached to: 2 To 3 Cups of Coffee a Day May Reduce Dementia Risk. But Not if It's Decaf.

She drank coffee morning, noon and night. Has been in memory care for quite a while. Now, she's 98, and grew up during the great depression and the rationing of WWII, so that may have something to do with it.

Comment As she suggestively removed her right arm... (Score 5, Funny) 104

by jfdavis668 on Monday February 09, 2026 @02:19PM (#65978262) Attached to: Romance Publishing Has an AI Problem and Most Readers Don't Know It Yet

He caressed her third foot just above the knee...

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