Going to take you down to uncle touchey's naked puzzle basement.

UNCLE TOUCHEY'S NA-KED PUZ-ZLE BASE-MENT! You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry!

I sent that to Bob Seger and he still hasn't called me back.

Go back to digg or your teaparty rally.

And we believe you - really.

Perhaps he got a dog with an aviators cap and goggles named Muttley.

Smoker's laugh wheeze wheeze...

Yeah like this isn't a problem I wouldn't like to have. I sure don't see people talking up the Kin. Takes sales to create headlines, and last I checked, that's good for stocks.

Granted they need a response that also makes headlines - but hey - Palm didn't have any problems either, and they made for a great investment didn't they?

re:"Since you can't really put a shrimp on a shrink-couch and ask it about its feelings"

Have you at least tried before making this assertion? I'm nearly done with my shrimp-couch, and I'm getting a PHD in Marine Psychology. Give me a minute.

But ... but .... all the haters said there were no posts on Apple! I can't get a hard-on without massive amounts of viagra and my hater fantasy! My sex life is completely dependent on whether or not my views on important things like consumer electronics and brands are validated on nerd-boards.

This is clearly Apple's fault. Fuck Steve Jobs! And those zombie buyers - grrrrrrrrrrrr!

(rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub)

Glad to see you care so much. You should slit your wrists over this tragedy - it'd be the right thing to do.

And remember - when cutting - down the street works better than across the road.

Moderation of the posts on slashdot is censorship. if a troller gets you to screw up your karma - nobody will see future posts on your account ever again. that's when it's time to shut the account down and start another.

Hey! I can say FAG too! Mod me insightful motherfuckers!

No shit - this place has become fucking Digg.

HTC vs iPhone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOtC9QfXac&feature=related

In other news - the world is round. About as newsworthy as your link. Perhaps you have some insightfulness on the wetness of water, or the brownness of dirt?