What does autism teach us about "consciousness" and "self"?
My wife doesn't know where her hands put the glasses. There is a "self" inside that has a prioritized purpose and a lot of what her brain is doing is not monitored (motor system and hands, sensory input).
Autistic me monitors everything, sensory multitasking is easier (everything going on around me is always intruding).
Temple, you and I are neuroscientists, but, when we started, you couldn't talk about a wishy-washy problem like consciousness, and sense of self. Maybe autism sheds light on it.
Normals need to concentrate on "self" to climb social hierarchies, but autistics couldn't care less about that. Do we have "flatter" personalities than normals with better access to everything (more things intruding into consciousness all the time, no dissembling about what we want) ?
Viva la difference! Don't let them "cure'" us.
And when you find out that this almost certainly is nothing to do with a deliberate external DDOS, come back here and apologise for wasting our time.
This is haughty and harsh. A lot of us are going to learn a lot from this. Yes, people with special expertise have to protect themselves, but we also have to raise the next generation -- a job that is failing us, as our chances for survival as a technically advanced civilization fade into the west.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.