I went to WWU. A clown on a unicycle isn't really that strange compared to what happens on campus. You see, there's another college on the WWU campus. Fairhaven College (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairhaven_College). Fairhaven students study such useful courses as 'Mushroom Identification', aren't graded, and generally live as if they are in the '60s. My first room-mate at WWU was one such student. I came back to college after a weekend visit and found him 'Making our room into a forest'. He was dragging evergreen boughs into our room and tucking them into every corner and under the mattresses, had a camp stove going, and listening to Bob Dylan. Needless to say, he had taken several hits of LSD. A clown on a unicycle? People probably just thought it was a Fairhaven student.

Actually, you don't have the right to life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness. It's a quote from the Declaration of Independence which doesn't grant US citizens rights to anything. The fourteenth amendment says that states will not deprive you of life, liberty, or property without due process. This still doesn't give you the right to any of the three, it just says that the state has to jump through hoops to deprive you of any of them.