Sue the government that is. Maybe then we can get laws forbidding people from suing everyone over everything.

That only happy cows came from California.

No longer will I need a universal remote to screw with the neighbors television.

Think of the consenting adults!

Will Microsoft block pornographic searches using it? I feel like drawing two circles with dots in the center instead of searching for "porn".

Anti-biotics take more than a few days to work?

Mozilla made RSS feeds?

Who the fuck plays an FPS for its plot?

Destroying reality just to prove a point.

Just wait for any phone with android to start taking random pictures that are then reviewed by people at google to compile 360 views of the interior of your home! Nah, that would be pointless but still funny if they actually wasted recourses for such a thing.

Can we finally hack the world?