What about Matlabites (Score 1)

Brief description of matlabite's commitments:
-Everything is a matrix of complex numbers
-World's complete mathematical knowledge is contained in matlab's help file
-If matlab cannot handle it, it's impossible to do
-There is no need to study numerical methods, it's enough to know matlab functions
-Everything, including databases should be managed through matlab, use of any other software is blasphemy
-Any IDE should be developed in Matlab so the infidels cannot access it