This will be by far my best financial year yet. With the end of the world fast approaching I plan to sell everything I own and then bask in the thousands of dollars I'll take in because of it. Then I'll take that money to a hole in Colorado, bury it, and then dig another hole and live in that. If I survive, the money's all mine and it sets to combat future calamities, but if I go down with the rest of the world, oh well. But the good news is that throughout the whole ordeal, I WILL be solvent.