Comment Bloated Code (Score 1) 317
For those of you who make your living from programming, try this:
Go to your boss and tell him that the project will take ten times longer than predicted because you want to write an optimized,memory efficient application.
Your boss will ask "Will it give the same result?", at which you reply "yes" and then he will ask "Why the hell do you want to do this?" and you reply "because I want respect from my fellow programmers".
Later that day down at the unemployment office, your assigned case worker will ask "why did you get fired", to which you answer "to save precious RAM!!!"
Your boss will ask "Will it give the same result?", at which you reply "yes" and then he will ask "Why the hell do you want to do this?" and you reply "because I want respect from my fellow programmers".
Later that day down at the unemployment office, your assigned case worker will ask "why did you get fired", to which you answer "to save precious RAM!!!"