Earth: Now With Flavor Crystals(tm)! (Score 1)

Some possible uses for giant gypsum crystals:

• Break them off and swordfight with them, like you would with icicles.
• Use them as a cheap, plentiful substitute for dilithium crystals.
• Make a big do-it-yourself radio.
• Make really, really big new age stuff.
• Get some naked people down there and reserve CrystalPorn.com, CrystalSex.com, and SexWithCrystals.com.
• Open-source the crystals.
• Criticize the crystals for patenting things.
• Imagine Quake III would run on a Beowulf cluster of crystals.
• etc., etc.,