Quote from Hans Koenigsmann, early German SpaceX employee, "My German accent helps in presentations. When I say, ‘This will work,’ it is more convincing than other accents for some reason.”

Describing a baseball's speed in kilometers per hour feels like mixing systems of measurement.

I would "mod you up" if I could.

Did you ever hook-up with that receptionist?

Who hit me with this airplane? Which one of you guys hit me with this GD airplane?! WHO HIT ME WITH THIS F-ING PAPER AIRPLANE!

I will destroy another major city every hour, that is, unless you pay me - One hundred billion monkeys!

*The President and his advisors LAUGH.*

Dr. Evil that's more than the entire federal monkey budget for 1969.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a billion monkeys suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I think what always bothered me most in Double Dash was that you couldn't hold an item behind yourself for protection.

I like Kart. The GC versions was pretty crappy. The Wii versions goes back to more of the great N64 version. Good new features are online play in Vs, battle, and time trials. Try downloading some of the world record holding ghosts in the time trials, it's impressive.

I just wish they had brought back the short oval track from the GC.