jQuery is just massage oil

So, what would be the mammal successor to the XML dinosaur?

To take your analogy further, if the ribbon were a grocery store, I want the Dijon mustard ("Save As" feature) not regular mustard ("Save"). Now I have to go to the stock room, find the case of Dijon mustard and place it on the shelf, all so I can put it in my cart. The dumb thing is that it used to be right next to the regular mustard.