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Comment Re:Is anyone else (Score 1) 491

They were scientists, he is a huckster.

...for a huckster, he's put a remarkable number of actual satellites in actual orbit, not to mention nearly cracking the booster recovery problem. Now, I know that's not exactly rocket science... oh, hang on, yes it is.

I guess he has scientists on the payroll to do the math while he drums up the money: or has he ever claimed he designs all the rockets himself?

True, the guy has a reality distortion field of 2.83 Jobs but, then, Apple ended up pioneering (which isn't the same as inventing) half of the worthwhile things in the modern personal computer industry without Steve knowing which end of a soldering iron was hot.

Comment Re:No return trips? (Score 1) 491

That's the problem. They are cutting corners to make their flying death trap cheap. That will get people killed.

They're not flying people, yet. Meanwhile, customers get their satellites and ISS supplies launched cheaply in return for a slightly higher risk of loss, while SpaceX get paid to beta test their rockets.

If their failure rate doesn't drop with time & experience, they will have a problem - but its early days yet. Meanwhile, NASA have been talking about recovering boosters for 40 years, SpaceX have done it.

Ok, yeah, the Mars trip looks like its missing a few details so far, but they're not selling tickets just yet.

Comment Re:Java is not C-based (Score 1) 399

The only thing that is relatively C-like in Java is the syntax

...and if you take that as the definition of "C-based" then every language mentioned in TFS is "C-based" apart from Python. Silly article.

Also silly because the hard bit of learning a new "language" is not the language per se (all the languages discussed are multi-paradigm with a procedural/OO slant - no Lisp/Smalltalk/Haskell in that list) but the framework(s) and APIs associated with a new platform (which is usually why you are switching language).

Comment Re:A real comparison? (Score 1) 286

Replacing a battery isn't cheap but it is a very very straightforward thing. Unlike replacing an engine, which your transmission isn't engineered for.

What pile-of-shit ICE cars are people buying that need new engines/gearboxes/clutches every few years? Are you using a time machine to go back to the 1970s and buy the lemons they made then? Or are you basing your experience on cars that were already 8 years old when you bought them?...and on what planet are Teslas etc. zero maintenance?

My last car survived 12 years or so of my less-than-tender care & imperfect clutch-work (whats this I hear about oil changes?) and was running perfectly when I got rid of it (but someone re-modelled the rear and it wasn't worth fixing). One before that got so old that things like door catches were breaking (a more can-do mechanical person than me would have got another 5 years out of it). Before that: 2CVs with indestructible mechanics (and only slight tendency to explode) but, sadly, water-soluble bodywork. Current car 6 years old and nary more than an oil change. OK, so my gran used 3 packets of anecdotal evidence every day and she lived to be 96, but I don't get the impression that my experience is that unusual.

Most of my maintenance bills have been for tyres, wipers, windscreen chips, Air Con recharges etc. Last time I looked, EVs have all of those. I'll give you that an EV with regenerative braking probably goes through less brake pads. I'm sure Ludicrous Mode takes its toll on the tyres, though...

Comment Re:Sounds like author hasn't been sick enough (Score 1) 294

You should try a UK NHS hospital. You'd be lucky if you got a room alone - oh wait, you wouldn't, because you do get such a room when they think you are about to die.

Or they just think you might have norovirus.

My experience is that they are like floodlit madhouses, 27/7.

But if you ask nicely they'll usually give you some sleeping pills...

Actually, after personal experience of both, I've come round to firmly believing in shared wards. The single room wasn't because of imminent check-out (unless there was something they weren't telling me) - just the temporary luck of the draw. Single rooms give you altogether too much time to feel sorry for yourself, whereas on an open ward you have endless distractions and there is almost guaranteed to be someone who has it far worse than you, to put your woes into perspective (in one case, I even got to press the emergency buzzer for a nurse who collapsed on the job). Worse case, if you really are the worse-off person in the room, then you can enjoy your self-pity with the warm glow of vindication.

Turning off equipment because the lights are annoying you is probably a bad idea, though.

Comment Re:Slow news day? (Score 4, Insightful) 294

So, it has come to this. An article on Slashdot about covering up blinking lights.

Blinking lights were great before some bright spark invented those bloody ultra-bright blue and white LEDs and electrical equipment designers started indulging their fantasies of making their devices look like the mothership in Close Encounters, right down to the sunburn. Meanwhile, us slashdotters are getting older and starting to feel the effects of decades of staring at flickery screens...

Seriously guys, if the status light is casting visible shadows then its just out-and-out sloppy design. I've even had this on a HP monitor: ridiculous dazzling blue power light on the front of a monitor, with option to disable the light (so obviously people have complained) ...meaning you can't tell if the monitor is switched on at all.

And, yeah, I thank god for those little stand-up cards in hotel rooms saying "Here at PlasticHotelCorp we passionately believe that inane motivational slogans are a great substitute for actual quality" which are ideal for standing in front of the various TVs, clocks and other power lights opposite the bed.

Comment Re:well... (Score 1) 148

Using a dictionary and 2-3-4-5 word phrases is much more useful.

If you really must, use "Correct%Horse$Battery#Staple" and just put "%$#" on the post-it stuck to your keyboard - but XKCD is basically correct - we're telling people to use Pa55w0rdZ that are easy for machines to crack and difficult for humans to remember (and generate).

Can't passwords just die? When you only had a couple of passwords and "fludbunk37" was sufficiently strong they were fine, but now I've got dozens of passwords like "UoFytNd7vB9qqK". Now- since I'm completely reliant on my computer to remember my passwords - why, when I create an account, can't I just paste in a public key and subsequently log in via challenge/response like I can do with SSH?

Comment Ob HHGTTG: (Score 1) 254

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons.

Douglas Adams - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Comment Re:Probably a website. (Score 1) 133

Perhaps a nice interactive science website with VR would be a better way to spend the money

Or if it is going to be a physical museum, then the majority of exhibits need to justify their not being on a web page. That means really hands on, tactile exhibits designed to give an experience that you can't do online.

And... "history of computing"? I don't think kids are going to be interested in the nostalgia of their parents' generation and coo over cases of Apple IIs and C64s, or queue up to play genuine Pong the way middle-aged nerds do.

Here's a silly, possibly off-topic suggestion that probably wont't survive 5 minutes further thought: have you seen those ads for "Build-a-bear workshop" where sprogs construct their own soft toys? How about "build a PC workshop" for older kids - parent pays $x (seriously - tot up the cost of a visit to a theme park or the median Xmas present bill) and kid gets guided through the process of assembling their own PC from a selection of whatever cheap/surplus/reclaimed parts the budget will cover (or, if you're an incurable capitalist, premium parts at extra cost) - maybe 3D-prints some custom bling for the case (3D printing a whole case would probably take too long & be too expensive) & chooses & installs an OS & software (open-source, of course) & proudly carries the result home.

Comment For a more critical take... (Score 1) 212

For a slightly more critical take on this than the Torygraph, there's an article in The Register that actually digs in to the subject a bit and has dug out the actual government report (which is pretty silly but doesn't quite seem to involve fleets of detector vans randomly snooping on WiFi at random).

NB: This is all because of the "iPlayer loophole" - people have been able to watch catch-up TV on iPlayer without a license and, while technically you're meant to have a license to use the Live Streaming features of iPlayer its pretty unenforceable. They're trying to have a crackdown to appease anti-BBC astroturfers and you're now going to need a TV license to use iPlayer (oh, the injustice!) If you wonder why iPlayer doesn't simply ask for a name, address and TV license number, or require a user account, then you're a very silly person who is trying to apply logic and rationality to politics.

Personally, I assume that they're going to record people's WiFi and sneak the results into the SETI@Home work queue to examine for signs of intelligent life. So, you're OK unless you're watching BBC4 :-)

Comment If its real - its theatre. (Score 1) 212

It's going to cost more to field these specially-equipped detector vans and the crews to operate them than they will EVER receive back in license fees.

You didn't get the memo: the point of the detector vans was always to make people believe that there are detector vans and that they'll get caught if they watch TV without a license. The real enforcement was always done by comparing the list of people who have bought TV receivers with the list of addresses of TV license holders, or knocking on doors or sending nasty letters and hoping they'd confess. Its widely suspected that the old detector vans were either fake or ineffective, but even if they were genuine (the theory was vaguely plausible, with old-style TV sets) I doubt the "business plan" was ever to have enough vans roaming the country to directly catch significant numbers of offenders.

Comment Re:call an ambulance (Score 1) 153

That's sounds funny when you say it, with the big gap in your front teeth.

Funny how people always bring up the Big Book of British Smiles thing when the free healthcare issue comes up: guess which part of the British health service slipped through the nationalisation gap and isn't universally free at the point of delivery? OTOH that means we only traumatise self-conscious teenagers by making them wear mediaeval torture devices in their mouths if there's a serious danger of them biting their own noses - not just so they can grow up with a mouthfull of ivory tombstones.

Meanwhile... crooked teeth vs. being so worried about the cost of an ambulance that I tried to drive to the hospital while having a heart attack. Let me think...

Comment Re:Disingenuous article - so, so wrong. (Score 1) 472

2 years behind is a fair criticism of Apple Macbooks.

...but the article didn't say 2 years behind. It specifically said "4 year old computers" and cherry-picked one obsolescent model that Apple have apparently retained for customers with legacy needs. That's dishonest and marks the difference between fair criticism and trolling.

The Dell 13 and 15 were available with Skylake a year ago for under $700 and $1000 or fully loaded with quad-core Skylake and NVIDIA 960 for $1700.

You do understand that "skylake" is a whole range of processors with different numbers of cores, different power consumptions and different grades of integrated graphics? And that those permutations have been trickling out gradually over the last year? Do you get that "upgrading" an old model Broadwell/Haswell processor with 28W TDP and premium Intel "Iris" graphics (as used in the Retina MacBook Pros) to a "Skylake" processor with only 15W TDP and lower-model intel "HD" graphics (as found in the cheaper Dells you mention) might not be a guaranteed win? You do realise that the 1920x1080 displays in the $700/$1000 Dells you quote aren't in the same league as the 2560x1600 (13") and 2880x1800 (15") displays in the MacBook Pros - and that the more comparable QHD Dells cost a lot more?

Now, the Dell XPS 13 is certainly a serious rival to the MacBook Air (which even Apple fans acknowledge is probably on the way out). Also, there are XPS 13 and XPS 15 models with QHD displays and Iris/Iris Pro graphics but (a) they have prices in the $1600-$2000-beyond range putting them firmly in the Retina MacBook Pro ballpark and (b) those configurations certainly haven't been available since last year (announced maybe - not available).

Pretty sure the XPS 13 with the i7-6560U & "Iris" graphics (which does sound like a serious 13" MacBook Pro contender) only appeared in the last month or two - the Intel Ark site is still showing that processor as "Announced" rather than "Launched" - and it costs $1600 for 8GB/256GB SSD/QHD display - vs. $1800 for the comparable MacBook (but that includes $300 for the bump from i5 to i7 which is probably a waste of cash for U-series processors).

Sure - $1800 vs $1600 & USB-C/TB3 still sounds like a win for Dell - so why make stupid comparisons between Macs with $700 Dells that aren't remotely comparable?

Comment Some fact checking needed here... (Score 2) 472

It's been a while since Apple upgraded its MacBook Air, MacBook Pro, and Mac Pro models. Four years, one month, and twenty-four days, to be exact, in case of the MacBook Pro.

Way to go with the half-truths.

The obsolete 2012 Macbook Pro is indeed still on Apple's books -but Its long been banished from the main MacBook Pro page on Apple's website and tucked away at the bottom of the "Buy" page. Presumably because some big customers still want a spinning rust hard drive and an optical drive. Nobody who has done 5 minutes of research would buy one unless that's what they wanted.

Meanwhile the flagship Retina Macbook Pro range got new processors and unique haptic touchpads just over a year ago, and the (probably to be discontinued) MacBook Air got a minor bump this spring. The MacBook got Skylake in the spring and the 27" iMac got Skylake last November.

Now, Apple do have a problem - 15-month old computers still aren't sexy - but its partly due to Intel's woes with the various configurations of Skylake chips which have been trickling out gradually over the last year. E.g. the 15" Retina Macbook Pro really needs the i7-6x70HQ chips with Iris Pro which weren't launched until Q1 this year, the i7 version of the 13" rMBP needs the i7-6567U which, according to Intels ARK site, hasn't been launched yet. The architectural speed-up with Skylake isn't that huge, so using a chip with lower TDP or inferior GPU just for the sake of "Skylake" can easily end up as a downgrade.

Dell, HP et. al. have a million models and are happy to build systems around whatever chips are available today - they have some pretty tempting MacBook-killers but you do have to look carefully at the power rating & GPU of the processor before declaring a winner. Meanwhile, Intel have started the hype for Kaby Lake before finishing the Skylake range - its possible that Apple will wait for that, since it has Thunderbolt3 on-chip and Apple are presumably going to standardise on TB3.

Not completely defending Apple here - the Mac Pro is nearly 3 years old, the Mac Mini 2 years. Both of those were also affected by Intel delays but there ought to be something Apple could have done to maintain interest. Chances are, the Mac Pro (basically a dedicated Final Cut X machine and a waste of money if you don't run OpenCL software) just isn't selling. The Intel delays aren't exactly new and its within Apple's power to maybe design some new Macs around available chips. Unfortunately, Tim Cook has been doing a very good impression of someone more interested in watch straps than full-featured computers, so people are worried.

But, no, folks: the flagship Retina MacBook Pro is not starting kindergarten this year, and the rumor sites are flagging them "don't buy" because they're expecting new models by the end of the year.

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