On your mark. Get set. CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS!

Are you supposed to wait until after you're dead to blow all your dough?

And here I thought Frank J. invented the idea: http://www.imao.us/index.php/a-realistic-plan-for-world-peaceakanuke-the-moon/

Looks like they actually charge $140 for 100meg.

I'd certainly pay $35 for 100 meg though.

I imagine there are book stores you can be "licked in to" but, as always, that costs more.

Now THAT'S the opiate of the masses.

Hitler, Stalin, etc., etc., etc..

"Well, that sounds nice. But what are the statistics regarding homicides by neighbors vs homocides by Senators?"

Murders by neighbors vs murders by a government gives a different perspective.

I would get beaten to death by other patrons who didn't appreciate my revving-dirtbike-level snoring.

For my 2 cents, I would install security software after imaging. When it comes time to recover, you will probably have to uninstall and install the new versions anyway.

is flipbook one word or two?

how much crosswind can it take before you are upside down in the ditch?

The best desktop linux available.