...so much for 3-5 days... I just came home from work and checked my email.. the new keys are there :D They sent em at 9:22P (ET) I'll upgrade... NOW :D Muchas gracias, Microsoft!

Even though I thought it would be fake, I decided to download it anyway. It boots to a picture of goatse.

What can be better? Probably Santa being an evil space-beast that comes down every Christmas to destroy us all, unless we put up our protective shield.