Maybe their size is "Micro" and its always "Soft".

OMG I learnt something today!! 10:00 AM *runs off to uninstall Firefox and other Mozilla browsers 10:05 AM *fires up the most secure browser IE 10:05 AM * oh crap!! my computer is INFESTED with a zillion viruses :((

I am going to arrest Lars Ulrich for illegal downloading. He cannot steal his own album... no sire! The RIAA owns the musick. -- future RIAA clown

Fire the robots, hire monkeys instead. Simians have more brains and intelligence. Why spend more money developing complex machines when we have cheap apes around who will do the work for free?

So I don't need to clean my navel anymore. Glad that my navel hair has some use at last!

Gill Bates uses Debian GNU/Linux.

While all this goes on, Conficker-C++ is under development. Programmers wanted. You need to have 30+ years of experience in C++ and a work out of a garage preferred located in Asia.

Slumblog millionaires, I hope the Indian govt frees them and gives them more rights. If India can win 8 oscars, they should free these poor bloggers.

Hire the Mexicans from MASA to fix it!

They'll do it for 1/1000th the cost.

I take backups (email, files, etc) more often than Adrian Monk uses wipes. That way, whether its Gmail or Yahoo Mail, I never lose my important emails.

Lurene Grenier to Adobe: Pay up! We solved your issue.

There was this guy Andy H. who was laid off. He got his pink slip and sent out a looong 2-page email about who he hated and who he hated more... An hour later, his manager (who had not read his goodbye mail) came running out of his room saying, "Hey so sorry for the mistake, the OTHER Andy H. is the one getting the boot, you're still staying with us". Moral of the story - don't blow your mouth, be professional and courteous. Unless you're absolutely sure you're kicked out the door, and then you can say "fsck y'all, I'm outta here!!"

Darn, my mouse was not vista capable! I wasted $75 on this MightyMouse thinking its gonna run on my lovely Vista laptop. I'm filing a class-action suit for this, hopefully I should get my $$ back.