My room rental is almost a thousand dollars a month.
Bullshit, you'll just get punished worse than the bully. Nothing like an administrative and potentially criminal record for defending yourself. Ender's Game is not how the world works at this level. Try back when you're in corporate America, or be more crafty to begin with.
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware." -- Norm, from _Cheers_