Comment Global Traffic Manager (Score -1, Troll) 221
Own your own distributed DNS infrastructure that comes with its own openAPI.
http://www.f5.com/products/big-ip/product-modules/global-traffic-manager.html
"Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."
