I see the internet going out more like, "Sit, Ubu, sit... good dog!"
Then the dog barks and the lights go out.
Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
- Stuntman Mike
In all seriousness though, how does such a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?
The term is muse.
Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984