Holy shit! Kirk Douglas is still alive?!

Apparently, the UK submarine was carrying red paint, and the French sub was carrying blue paint.

All the sailors are marooned.

Before you say how silly this PR is, consider that it's made it to frontpage of slashdot (yeah, yeah, idle I know, but it still counts)...

A virus that can propagate through an entire enterprise's array of servers, and then wipe out all data?

Most enterprises comprise a heterogeneous mix of servers of differing breeds. Getting a program to run on all of them, and then to gain access to data and transform it all in a single virus would be a great piece of programming, and any enterprise looking to hire an efficient data migration specialist or integration architect should consider hiring...

By the arc of the sun, by the phases of the moon, by the passing of the seasons.

And by the growth of my memories, and by the height of my children and by the colour of my hair.

Beowulf imagined a cluster of one of these!