Pierre Chappaz... (Score 2, Funny)

"Pierre Chappaz, the former president of Yahoo Europe, claims to have a source, whom he says is generally very well informed, who told his doctor, who then passed on that information by way of carrier pigeon to a man in the cayman islands who collected interest off the idea for 6 months but has now passed it on to a well known orca in the Gulf of Mexico who carried it across the Atlantic Ocean to just outside of Spain where the orca was then abducted by aliens who had no need of the information and thus deposited the information in France where it worked as a prostitute giving $10 hand jobs until it could save up enough money to travel to England and tell Mr Chappaz that Google is planning on buying the Opera web browser."

Sounds pretty legit to me, guys.