Comment Re:Take this public!!! NINJA BATTLE (Score 2, Funny) 77
Out from your guts you scream NINJAAAAA BATTTLLLLLLLLE!!!!
Your scenario sounds like a modern day pokemon epidemic... with ninjas!
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.
