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Comment Dude, that'll be awesome!! (Score 1) 257

Picture **THIS** my friend:

the advertising schema for the dual, then tri, then quad processors could follow those damn razor blade commercials!:

Slashshotted? Feb. 31st, 2007 (c):

''Intel has recently come out with the Pentium II Mach 4 Core Processor. The new wave in disposable CPU's, the Mach four features not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR incredibly dull processing cores used to reap your winrar/gcc/wintools/botnet/adware/windows processes!

"We're very proud of the Pentium II Mach 4 Core Processor", says Intel CEO Linda Gates. "Back in what we here at Intel now refer to as the dark ages of Single Core Barbarianism, the consumer had to actually process trojans on a single CPU. Bearskins and knives anyone?! Ha HA... But now, with the Mach 4, uh, mimble murble..."

She then trailed off...''

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