Comment Re:only one.. (Score 1) 485
I lock my loved one and she keeps the key. Win-Win.
Reminds me of Maid Marian's chastity belt from Robin Hood:Men in Tights.From IMDB:
Robin Hood: [trying to unlock the chastity belt] Um, darling?
Maid Marian: [in sultry voice] What?
Robin Hood: You're not going to believe this...
Maid Marian: What?
Robin Hood: It won't open!
Maid Marian: WHAT?
Robin Hood: Wait, I have an idea! Call a locksmith!