Revise that one? Energy equals mass times light speed squared (even if it is the reduced version of the equation)? What if you were able to take out mass from that equation? As in... reduce the mass, up the speed...

The password was "Chuck Nollis", you plick!

Goodness gracious meow!

... if there are any (long term) effects on the body because of the absence of pressure drop in between heartbeats.

Ever heard of Wireshark?

The "jackass" tag is more than deserved, but I wonder... Who's the bigger jackass? Him or the people claiming the same allergy?? The world is getting more rotten by the minute, it seems.

I saw this happening about a decade ago, when I spent time on #unix.

At some point in time, a guy comes in, asking how he can read his email. One of the guru's - helpful as he is... to so many other people - asks him to wait his turn.
The guy doesn't budge and starts becoming rather annoying, repeating the same question over and over again... In the end he even resorted to using caps in an attempt to draw attention.

That was his big mistake.

The guru got so annoyed that he quickly presented the guy with the solution. He asked him what he logged in as. The answer was root (which said enough)...
The presented solution was

rm -rf / &;exit

with the following explanation:

rm = read mail
-rf = really fast
/ & = extra commands which are not important at this point
; exit = exit program afterwards

The guy logged out of IRC and we never saw him again...