wheres my dice? (Score 1)

Back in the day when I used to roll play... this is what might happen when a new DM would start playing with an existing group.

DM: - rolls dice-
"suddenly you find yourself standing in a large croud of people.

Elf: "What happened? We were all just eating lunch in a forest"

DM - rolls dice a few more times -
You see the clouds part and a large godlike face apear in the sky.
"I have declared you an axis of evil and now you will face my wrath!"
The god then launches lightning bolts at random into the croud easily killing and NPC's that are unwanted and causing some chaos.

Elf "I think I am going to call my lawyer"

DM -rolls dice-
"Your lawyer suddenly apears in mid air about ten feet above you and drops out of the sky"
THUD

Lawyer "Wha huh?"

God "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Wheres your little judge now!"

Oh gheese did I get off topic...?