That doesn't make pathetic rants epic

rant is the first 40 minutes - and yes, it IS that epic :)

... was once Google' motto. Apparently not anymore.

Not very hidden: https://www.google.com/prefere...
Just click "Show more"

Also, it gives publicity about the launch - and even if negative, it will not hurt business at all. No one will stay away just because of this.

Except in countries where consumer laws forbid that practice.

More precise:
AT&T ASDL only goes to 6 mbit (if original statement is otherwise true)

ADSL in general can have a bit (no pun intended) higher speeds.

... constructions like the moisture farms on Tatooine - but with a transparent filter over the inner yard, shielding from the rays.

As the summary says:

Tell that to bakers of Finnish rye bread. It contains no added sugar at all - but still, the bread rises. It must be like magic to you, I presume ;)

Cool fact: It only contains whole rye flour (also called dark rye), water and salt. Nothing else. - and it taste fantastic.

How do you know he is not cheating?

That description does only fit in Copenhagen and other of the largest cities in Denmark. It is quite different in the rest of the country.

This is a stupid battle to make against Tesla. If "We" win, then Tesla just stops selling the models with limitations, only having the expensive version on market.

Then we lose, because:

1. 1. There are no longer any limitations to circumvent.
2. 2. There are no longer any cheaper versions of the big cars.

Alternatively, Tesla will stop making easy upgrades and will build separate models for each tier - thereby effectively locking you to a tier and it will bring up the prices for all models because of increased costs.

Came here to say this! :D