"We are aware of these reports and we are waiting to receive the iPhones from the customers. Until we have the full details, we don't have anything further to add."
Following those reports, the European commission had already decided to step in last week, while Apple tried to dismiss the problem as "isolated incidents".
Meanwhile, iPhone explosion-related sites are now popping up on the Internet, releasing games such as iPop to chill out and relax on the subject, but also giving users advice on preventing iPhone accidents, or detecting imminent explosions.
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If you think the system is working, ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.