pretending to be a long-time slashdotter. sorry, buddy, ain't buying it. this is wrong place to get good press. oh, wait, FBI burnt bridge with mainstream media by pretending to be one of them and ruining their credibility.

radians ("rads") are cool and all but I prefer to use tads to measure polls; it should be pretty intuitive that three-tad polls would be better than two-tad polls. ribbit?

If he is using Win95, M$ stopped supporting that years ago; I'm pretty sure there are no Windows updates for that OS on their site anymore.

it's all about ME!