Comment Re:I'm in DC (Score -1) 3468
FUCK yeah!
Comment i dunno (Score 1) 851
the Coast Guard?
Comment Re:Please mod down parent (here is why) (Score 1) 690
So you endorse selective enforcement of the law based on public perception of the parties involved?
I just love it when Slashbot groupthink is so unabashedly hypocritical.
Journal Journal: Sigs
"There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it."
Michael Powell, Former FCC Chairman
Comment Re:In your face, uptight toolbag moderator (Score 1) 532
Ah yes, the moderation system.
If you post something at +1 that everyone hates, your post ends up at -1. Net karma: -2
If you post something at +1 that half the moderators think is funny, and half the moderators think is overrated, your post can bounce up and down perpetually, with only the negative votes actually counting toward your karma. If you get 100 mod-ups for being funny and 100 mod-downs for being overrated, net karma: -100.
If you were at the karma cap before, now you're down below most trolls and crapflooders, and can only post twice a day, assuming your IP hasn't been banned.
If you post something at +1 that everyone hates, your post ends up at -1. Net karma: -2
If you post something at +1 that half the moderators think is funny, and half the moderators think is overrated, your post can bounce up and down perpetually, with only the negative votes actually counting toward your karma. If you get 100 mod-ups for being funny and 100 mod-downs for being overrated, net karma: -100.
If you were at the karma cap before, now you're down below most trolls and crapflooders, and can only post twice a day, assuming your IP hasn't been banned.
Journal Journal: Good Redirect
Comment Re:Democratic intersections? (Score -1) 600
You aren't very smart, now are you?
Journal Journal: Boing!
Been a while since I've posted anything.
That is all.
Journal Journal: Slashdot Server Malfunctioning AGAIN
An old favorite creation of mine (2001 maybe?), saved for posterity:
For the second time tonight, Slashdot's backend is so mangled that I can't log in or view nested comments. Of course, we've come to expect this by now; it's not an infrequent occurance. My real gripe is about the complete lack of professionialism on the part of the Slashdot staff.
Journal Journal: hzzbzl
http://www2.buffnews.com/deaths/result.asp?typesel=003&dateselect=3/3/2003&sortby=last_name#25
LILLEY - James J. 3/2/2003
LILLEY - James J. 3/2/2003
Comment Von d'Artel sez (Score -1) 344
I really like
long stuff, don't
you Mister Malda?
Long stuff fucks you in
the cornhole the
way that you like it.
Jamal has long stuff
in his underpants.
Maybe Jamal will
make
a stop by the
slashdot compound after his shift is
over at the recycling plant.
I hear Jamal bought
a cockring and a
new Hyundai Accent.
Comment Re:Can you imagine... (Score 0, Funny) 474
Yep, I'd call it Slipknot.
Comment Nothing is smaller than CmdrTaco's penis (Score -1) 201
Even his fiance knows that!
Comment God hates fags and jews (Score -1) 202
AIDS cures fags!
Comment Re:Hi. Polka time!!! (Score -1) 128
Cool. What I have is more like "Assfucking with goats," isn't it?
