Rust (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RUST_(band)) most probably will rust over time.

... must be dumbed down so that even a 3 year old or a top manager can use it!

This way they can just call themselves anonymously and then search any car/house they like without violating any law.

They're trying to find out how many whales you can kill in one day, and as everybody knows you need many samples for a meaningful statistical result!

They will encrypt all their traffic and hard drives but leave open the surveillance API on their running servers to access the data. Or they will share the encryption keys. "All data will be encrypted to protect customers" is nothing more but a PR stunt!

... but any sufficiently advanced Siri technology is indistinguishable from having free will.

Clearly the answer must be "most women from North America" ;)

Instead of mass surveillance of *all* means of communication (terrorists could use any form of communication, wow -- we have to monitor everything!) maybe it would be a much better *and cheaper* idea to ask why there is terrorism and how to combat the source of it. Really, those people have some reason why they do it, even if those reasons are hard to understand from out perspective. I guess for them everything makes perfect sense ...

> songs varied predictably based on their PCB load
which opens up a whole new method of measuring PCB contamination -- just listen to birds. This way a whole lot of unemployed ornithologists may get a job.

"the Woman, weighing 3 metric tons" Clearly a woman from North America!!!

More important: Does it blend?