I have a feeling most of the people supporting this rule "to protect consumers" probably didn't buy an iPhone in the first place. I don't see the issue with just...not buying the phone that has the adapter you don't like, as opposed to enforcing some arbitrary rule. I have had iPhones over the years (since the first one) and have had the lightning connector since the first model that had it, and have never had an issue finding a cheap lightning to USB cable almost everywhere I've gone. For most of the time I've had lightning connectors, most of the other devices used micro-USB which I found to be flimsier, easier to break, and can only be plugged in in one orientation...I understand that USB-C has addressed a lot of those gripes, but it's far from ubiquitous.
What about everyone with Android phones that have micro-USB ports? Are they getting "constantly dicked over by capitalist greed" considering that USB-C is hardly a universal standard? I totally understand a preference for one over the other, but I really don't understand the vitriol surrounding it and desire to have one's preferred charging cable port legislated. (I don't understand the vitriol between iPhone vs. Android either, some people prefer different phones, so what?)
What happens when someone (be it Apple or one of the many Android manufacturers) develops a connector better than USB-C if it becomes an official EU-sanctioned standard? What hoops do they have to go through in order to be able to manufacture and use their new, better connector, or will at that time everyone be forced to put up with USB-C (and forego a better option) for years as the slow cogs of government warm up to changing the "international standard" port?
I also think the comments equating this to standardizing electrical outlets are asinine - there's a big difference between the safety issues inherent in poorly manufactured/not matching basic electrical outlets (and the dodgy adapters, hacks, and workarounds that would be entailed before any standardization) and the charging cable one prefers for their phone or tablet.
At the end of the day, I don't understand why "if you prefer USB-C, buy a USB-C device" is so unacceptable to some.