I'd love to know of a drupal-capable hosting company ... mine, currently, isn't quite up to scratch.

That http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/catalog/en/d efault.asp gives:
You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update.

That's linux + mozilla. I could have konqueror lie to MS, but I have no windows system to update -- and who cares anyway, eh? Except of course windows users who want a clean system on the web, poor pets.