What (!?!!!), on top of those 50B AI tokens, you'll also provide a keyboard, a screen and a MOUSE? Is there any end to your generosity? Where do I sign? Who cares about trivia like the $5 p/a paycheck, no health benefits and no equity.

Perfectly right.
Seeing how even the dumb can perform with a customer with the right dress code, why should you pass on this opportunity?
If the guys know their stuff, which happenes every now and then, you can go ahead and save yourself and them the discomfort after the first meeting.
If they are just the usual off-the-rack customers, better appear the way they expect from a trustworthy partner.