So really, I'm happy with ESRB ratings.
Obviously you're not a developer.
I dunno, this review I just read says Antivirus2010 is great!
...Because D&D needs to get dorkier.
but more along the lines of
Bad economy: FTW
GeekSquad diagnosis: Vista installed. Remove immediately.
Wait, you left out re-installing the OS for $129 and a $159 data-backup. Also, don't forget anti-virus and anti-spyware for just $100 more!
[a bunch of slashdotters and end users run into Microsoft and see the "interspecies erotica"]
End user: What the fuck?
[the donkey brays as the slashdotters see Hugh Griffiths' "DRM 4 Life" shirt]
Slashdotters: [shouting] DRM??
Hugh Griffiths: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.
A corporation is bigger than just one man, but let's put that in perspective:
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982