So why do all these CS grads not understand the very concepts they love to squawk about? I'm not sure what it is they're learning, but if they could just nail down the fundamentals of logic, I'd do a happy dance right through the cube farm.
Nobody thinks about the internal workings of a method or function when they simply want to call it.
And this would be why people can't fricking troubleshoot.
How many people have you heard of that wake up in the morning and read all day until 3AM the next morning, only stopping for meals and potty breaks?
My ex. Anime fanfiction. I wish I was making this up.
I believe quantifying employee "importance" by the number of email conversations they had and who read what they wrote is pretty silly.
Henceforth, I am no longer flirting with my female coworkers; I am simply garnering importance.
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.