heliocentric's Journal: GAIM Group Seeks Funding via eBay

I'm still in total amazement, but a recent submission of mine made it to the front page. Not to keep myself feeling good I just sent in another, but I doubt this will make it. Thus, I am posting it here to get it some audience.

heliocentric writes "Well, with the latest release from the GAIM group it seems they are a little hard up for money. But, they aren't accepting just donations. Instead they are offering up some items on eBay to raise some more money, and perhaps some interest."

Update: Yup, this one was rejected. That is why I shared it here.

question...

[FortKnox]

is luvsbway knocked up or was that an AFJ? Seriously... Nothing heard about it since that 4/1 JE.

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[heliocentric]

With this post I think we can declare that turg was right [slashdot.org], if only a little off in the timing. I thought it would be a while before I was asked about it.

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[turg]

I didn't say it wouldn't happen earlier also. I stand by my prediction, unless you go out of your way to make sure everyone knows.

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[bethanie]

See? My "fuck you" *was* deserved!!

....Bethanie....

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[heliocentric]

"fuck you" *was* deserved

Is that where babies come from?

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[bethanie]

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! :-)

....Bethanie....

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[heliocentric]

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! :-)

Does that mean you're going to show me how?

Let me get some paper to take notes. May I use a camera?

This is going to be exciting! Tittilating even.

I am standing at attention.

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[bethanie]

Oh, man. Are you gonna be disappointed when I walk you out to the garden and show you the stork's nest hidden in the cabbage patch!! :-)

....Bethanie....

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[heliocentric]

While we're in this garden...

Can I see your nectarines?

Mind if I root through your rutabagas?

May I raid your arugula?

Toss your salad?

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[bethanie]

If you want my peaches, you gotta shake the tree, babe.

As for the salad -- I want a taste of the dressing first.

....Bethanie....

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[heliocentric]

I think you're a tad confused. Or I've been up to the wrong behavior for a while. I'm the one with the wood, er uh, tree. You've got the peaches (technically I said "nectarines," but I was quoting broadway).

As for the dressing, can I just say "un" ?

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[luvsbway]

I think you two need to get a room.

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[bethanie]

Only if you come along, sweetie.

Unless that morning sickness is getting you down...

....Bethanie....

Hilarious

[FuzzyBad-Mofo]

Those auctions are great, think I'll bid on that guys nasty used toothbrush. Not!

Bout time Gaim had a new release.