Comment Re:When to measure... (Score 0) 331
I am in Camp Taji, Iraq. Helicopters all day and night, with the odd drone or two every couple hours. Outgoing and incoming has calmed down a lot but still get a few "bumps" in the night.
Tech Support: Hello, this is LHC tech support. How may I help you?
LHC Scientist: Yeah, I have an LHC and I am in need of a bit help here.
Tech Support: Very good. What seems to be the trouble?
LHC Scientist: Well, when we try to turn on the LHC, it doesn't start up.
Tech Support: Is your LHC plugged in? This is very much a common mistake.
LHC Scientist: What?
Tech Support: Is the monitor turned on? Another mistake.
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Tech Support: Hello? Is anybody there? Thank you for calling LHC tech support, goodbye.
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