Vibrating pillow, flashing lights.. (Score 1)

How about this one?
Features:

• With its loud buzzer, flashing lamp and strong bed shaker, the Wake Assure will wake up even the deepest sleeper
• The super bright 2" display makes it easy to read the time - day or night
• Up to 95dB loud buzzer with adjustable volume and tone control to suit your hearing
• Strong bed shaker wakens even the deepest sleeper without disturbing others. The cord from the bed shaker to the clock is 77" long.
• It also makes a connected lamp flash to awaken you.
• While you are away, it can be set to turn on the connected lamp at pre-set times for added security.
• Has an Auto Snooze feature to suit your lifestyle.
• Large control buttons conveniently located for easy access.
• Battery to keep time in case of power outage (battery not included)