Comment Re:What's up with the trolls? (Score 0) 407
> What he should have said, 11 September 2011
By "he", you mean George Dubya Bush? Three structured coherent paragraphs of text? All at once? That never ever happened in those eight year. I'm sure the teleprompter could have had that text, but it would not have been delivered anywhere close. So let me try to rephrase your content above, the way it might have been delivered:
Dear citizens of America! Today I am shocked... I am sad. I am shocked and sad.... Very...
Those evil-doers attacked America, our nation. Attacked our people, our nation... people... And lives were lost. Those towers in New Yark fell down. Two towers. But, there is a saying: You can fool me twice, but fool me, once, twice... There were two towers, that's what I mean to say. No, three. Four towers. No three... The Pentagon was also attacked.
*whips froth from the corner of his mouth*
But we will not be at a nation of violence, like it was in the old west... wild west. We will not be killers. We will not hunt down and kill those who flew those planes. ehh...
We will rebuild those towers in New Yark. Because we are the greatest nation. America is the greatest nation in the whole world. And I believe we can rebuild, and show that we cannot be attacked, because... And America... And... will build towers twice as high. Very high. There are very many great building companies in America. Because we are the greatest nation.
So bless you all. And God bless America!!