Exactly. Like the green bars from the Simpsons minus the taking it home part.

Itâ(TM)s a slow enough process already. At a great deal longer pace it would never get done.

Cannot fabricate nuclear fuel from home. Probably for the best.

But I hear you can fertilize your lawn with blockchain.

the line must be drawn HYAAAA!!!!!

Oh whatever!

Mine's dated 1984 :-) I'm very confident my neighbors can hear it when I'm going full steam.

I don't wish to demonize graphite as a moderator because it works quite nicely but another major safety issue with RMBK (or other graphite moderated) reactors is that the moderator and coolant are completely separate. If you lose the coolant the nuclear reaction continues. Not to ignore the myriad of other reactor designs out there, but light water reactors in contrast to RMBKs use water as the coolant and moderator. In a loss of coolant type scenario the nuclear reaction will essentially stop. This is not to say that you'd be completely out of the woods since you'd still have all the various sources of decay heat and whatnot (as was seen in Japan) that can still make one hell of a mess.

I see from the linked article this person attends UGA.... I would be remiss not to ask WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?

It's what plants crave!

Don't have any visible LEDs from my bed, but I can see three green dots illuminated by the radioactive decay of tritium. You may guess their identity on your own.

Inmarsat. It works in the mountains of Afganistan.

Are you a helluva engineer?