Wait, I thought I was nailing Snooki. You were supposed to be hammering J-Woww.

No, that was someone else working that corner, dumbass.

And you're a dumbass if you thought that was funny or original.

well whaddya know. I remembered.

Really? I could have sworn I sent it to you. Did you lose it?

Want me to post from all of them? Fine. LOOK MA, STILL NO CHANGE IN THE MOD!

You're the one with the 3D animation skills, not me, ya fuckwit. Seems like this is a problem you can solve...

Which means you can't prove the Pulling the Strings JE was about you (it wasn't). You just think it was, and make vast logical leaps and JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. Hey, maybe you could create a mat that had all these conclusions on it, and then, you could JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

Do yourself a favor and quit now
Uh, you posted a JE about me first, dumbass, and then said I posted one about you when I didn't. So who's losing?

But you still can't win.

Dumbass thinks I only "win" if he foes me. I WIN EVERYTIME I ENTERTAIN MYSELF!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? ME!!

It's been 5 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

And that should be more than enough time. I hate this fucking site. Oh well, I'll just copy / paste this as hairpinred. WAY TO MOTIVATE THE CORRECT BEHAVIOR, SLASHBOTS!

How do you know he wasn't talking about me?

Could be OH YES YES YES \*/ with a GRAB ME ( . )( . ) ya know.

For that matter, There's Smiling Bob, too.

It's a spoof of this sockpuppet.

And what is this with saying or not saying

"dumbass" ?

Boredom, dumbass. Boredom.

Gee, Red4man, how many of your sock puppets have mod-points?

None. Besides, it seems that slashcode is smart enough to prevent me from up-modding sockpuppet accounts - I've tried it - tried upmodding my old red_foreman account with SmellyBumInLaJolla and it wouldn't work.

And how do you define "me"?

It's classified.

Not this time, dumbass.

What exactly do people need to defend themselves from with loaded and concealed weapons in the national parks?

Bears. Cougars. Mountain Lions. Rattlesnakes. Aggressive Bull Deer. Criminals. Badgers. Wolverines.

Apparently you've never been to a National Park.