They don't just sit there and passively let the hero walk into a trap, they'll jump right up and try to warn him. "Look out, he's behind the door! Don't go in!"
It restores your faith in humanity, after a day of reading libertarian psychopath comments on the internet.

Gravity was good in 3d.

Sure, people in Calgary who see the unlikely spectacle of their downtown flooded were heard to say, hooray, it's about time, this should have happened sooner. Just for 1 example of how terrific it is to have the climate changing. Except of course, the climate is not changing, it's a hoax, like the whole hockey stick thing. Although nobody is denying that the climate is changing, just that humans are causing it. That should cover several bases.

Considering the initial observation that 1) atmospheric CO2 should cause the atmospheric temperature proportional to the log of its concentration and 2) therefore humans burning fossil fuels should cause the global temperature to rise was made by Svante Arrhenius in Sweden around 1900, the CIA must have some seriously long reach to have created it as a hoax like you say Snowden says.

And some people have the remarkable ability to say "Nope, I'm not convinced" every time you show then something, no matter what. Such people are highly prized as spouses by adulterers.

Much as eggs are trailing indicators of chickens.

A pair of spectacles.

Coming soon: "Trump announces, 'Nobody knew climate is complicated'"

Kindly indicate to us what evidence for anthropogenic climate change you expect to see, which you feel is lacking.

A decade or so back when the economy was collapsing, the news reported on a heavily armed couple who were losing their house and barricaded themselves inside. They told the cops, media, etc that Jesus had come to them and told them they did not have to pay "the mortgage tax". Which nicely sums up a segment of the US population's attitudes regarding firearms, religion, capitalism and government. Beyond a doubt they voted Trump.

An old (pre-perestroika) witticism: In the US, everything is permitted, except what is prohibited by law. In the Soviet Union, everything is prohibited, except what is permitted by law. In France, everything is permitted, including what is prohibited by law. And in China, everything is prohibited, including what is permitted by law.

At last, the meaning of the word "xfinity" is revealed.

Studies have shown that employees who are "allowed" to steal diddly items from their employer remain content at lower salaries than those where theft is tightly controlled, the difference in salary being far more than the value of the theft. Human nature being what it is. http://hbswk.hbs.edu/item/pay-...

Entering beta testing in 2018; employees will be automatically given negative feedback by embedded AI, based on their recorded behavioral profile, using modified Taser technology.

You think communism failed because everybody loved a life of ease without working? Uh, the "communist" (as in Soviet ) model failed because nobody could get material wealth no matter how hard they worked, and so material wealth was reserved as a reward for the Soviet 1%, who did nothing useful other than keep the 99% powerless. Sounds strangely familiar... Russia was a poor country by Western standards and productivity was low. Marx observed that societies meeting that description went into a capitalist phase where productivity and wealth increased vastly, but then fell apart because division of the wealth was to unfair. "Communism" thought they could skip that intermediate step. It never got to any stage where great masses of loafers loved off welfare, despite your odd fantasy.