Comment Re: Casting Disasters (Score 1) 640
Sure JarJar was about as cool as a sex droid with square tits.
But Hayden Christiansen managed to be both wooden and wimpy. He even made a pro like Natalie Portman look bad.
Still, his pouting skills could land him a part on Jedi Hills 90210.
In the end, though, he reaffirmed my faith in the power of The Force by showing how a sulking nancy-boy
with no presence could be transformed into a seven foot tall bone crushing badass.
But Hayden Christiansen managed to be both wooden and wimpy. He even made a pro like Natalie Portman look bad.
Still, his pouting skills could land him a part on Jedi Hills 90210.
In the end, though, he reaffirmed my faith in the power of The Force by showing how a sulking nancy-boy
with no presence could be transformed into a seven foot tall bone crushing badass.
