Comment Is this an article? (Score 2) 284
Because it looked like a 25 sentence comment on a quote probably taken out of context.
C isn't a lot of things because it's not meant to be. You don't grab a C compiler looking for a package manager or an interactive interpreter or a community manifesto. (Well, maybe you read K&R, but it's handy and concise.) You might want a standard library, but that's not really necessary either, depending on your target.
I like C because I don't have to fight with syntax (I'm looking at your Python) or do things the way the language "designer" wants me to do them. There's a place for that other stuff, but this doesn't have to be that.