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Got a Score:5 Comment 2009-02-21
Posted a Comment 2009-02-20
Member of the 5 Digit UID Club 2009-03-27
Comedian 2009-03-27
Had a Comment Modded Up 2009-03-28
Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.