Was certain I had read those comments before. Yep

American cars + export?

MOHAHAHA!

Sounds like you were a terrible (but sadly a stereotypical american) boss

Because it was an amazing moment in history.

It's the same with Admiral Nelson's last words. "Kiss me Hardy" is the most famous version, but scolars now believe his actual last words were "fan, fan ... rub, rub ... drink, drink"

It's made of CHEESE!

Thank you! Etymology-Man!

FTFY

"For example , if I were to walk into the White House, before I could shout anything I would be moved to a "free speech zone" miles away from people where I could shout Obama / Romney is a filthy thieving lying fuck, and nobody would do anything to me."

FTFY

Then God said, “Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.” Thus God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament; and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. So the evening and the morning were the second day.

That's why the moon landings are a hoax! The rockets would have punched a hole in the "heaven" thingy.

In the voice of Samuel L. Jackson: Motherfuckin' PHYSICS!

FTFY

Did you ever try the old maps app? It didn't work well in a car (need to hit that tiny "next turn" button while driving), if it couldn't find a destination it just picked something that looked similar and didn't give any warning, and it had many of the same fails that iOS6 maps has (map/photo misalignment).

I hated it so much that I paid ~$50 for the Navigon app. Seems like the new app has many of the same problems, so I won't go back yet

Just need some yeast and we'll have one hell of a party star!

From TFA:

You type with your feet?

I don't

Replaced it with keyboard shortcuts and Launchy