It's time to sell the company to Elon and retire.

Just be remembered for Facebook and amihotornot, as opposed to a dystopic VR system with Nintendo 64 graphics, and retire with your reputation as intact as it will ever be.

This guy helped me write all the code I ever stole from Stackoverflow.

85,252? Pah.

You should acquaint yourself with the basic facts of the story instead of relying on Reason Magazine. The "learn to code" shit was included in a barrage of death threats from 4chan users. https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/t...

No, there are things the Americans don't do.

The Russian government requires all software companies there to include whatever code they give them. You should never run closed-source software on your machine if a Russian company was involved.

Unless Windows 10 arrives and sends your laptop into an infinite boot loop.

I think he means turning CO2 into methane and then releasing the methane.

Somehow I don't think the greatest threat to Amazon is not being able to identify unproductive warehouse workers in time who are earning $15 per hour. That's the type of problem you have with engineers.

Netflix has a lot of cash. They'll usually stop by your local ISP and offer them a big DVR along with money to pay for the electricity.

We're adding kernel contributed bios in the documentation now? Having to use a personal pronoun in a technical doc is incredibly rare.

The triplets are outliers. Statistically insignificant. Something you'd dismiss when you take a weighted average.

With baited breath I await the first pull requests that removes offensive words like "master" and "slave". And then the incredible outage that occurs because disks don't work anymore.

If I had mod points, I would upvote the crap out of this.

Not all of us, bub. I'll be somewhere grabbing popcorn and switching systems to OpenBSD or something. The snowflakes haven't infected that project yet.

I bet they assume you can do it by using a crap-ton of unicode emojis. Or something.