grasshoppers's Journal: My Haiku

hello all of you
set my oojaDaWatsit
to 0 forwondows

recluse si teh ghey
he eats teh ass every day
today he did too

Every time you fap
God kills another kitten
die, die, kitty, DIE!

kthxwts
kthxeatmyfatwhiteazz
plzdiekthxbye

oh my fucking god
the goatse man is a stud
balls swing below cave

Beset by evil
fbi, uscg
yet he still hacks on
(#grasshoppers --> 3 ~O-: -- djv (drooling))

slash nick borg, kthx
HEY GUYS FUCK YOU ALL, OKAY?
astronomy rules

His music taste sucks
Russian girl band in playlist
neverending loop
(kthxaolar!)

IRCop assault
Trelane whines and we catch shit
then mass exodus

She does not suspect
sneak behind and make her scream
no lube for this slut

Josie Marin rules
drinking milk from the udder
she can milk my bull

Look at stile project
Intermingle chicks and gore
boner, limp, boner

Werd to mah homiez
dead troll brethren and 'hoppaz
scanez lieks teh anel