Contraceptives don't work. My philosophy professor's the product of contraceptive cream, and my friend Chaz's dad and three uncles are the product of the rhythm method. Bill Gates is rich and is going to build a cyberbody in which he will live forever, unless his cyberbody runs on a Windows OS, in which case he will die quickly and painfully. It's possible to recouch, bracket and refrain questions, three things that I never knew you could really do to questions in the first place. Oh, and "[if y

(Warning... a lot of today's entry is just me ranting. You don't have to read it or anything, but it's mostly just so I can get my ideas out a bit and write about things. But, y'know, if you want to read it in the effort to understand my silly drives and stuff... then be my guest!)

Okay, so I did another entry a while back... but it never really worked out. So I'm calling this the first entry ever, which I suppose would make the last one... maybe... the negative first entry, I suppose. Or zeroeth. It really depends on how you set up your number lines. But I digress... which is something I plan on doing a lot in this journal, just so you know. Digression is my forte, which I learned actually comes from French and is supposed to be pronounced "fort," not "forté." Way