Internet access over a "Satellite Phone?" Are you serious? I mean, have you actually tried to do this? Or, have you tried to ship a satellite dish into the middle east?

Commercial satellite operators can only offer service in countries they have a license to do so. Keeping that license often means acquiescing to the government of the day.

The difference between you and the "fairly disturbing" people is that it seems you *could* debug comcast's network for them.

I don't think a UAV would make a big enough splash to be considered a "weapon." Besides, a weather balloon is a much simpler and more reliable weapon delivery platform.